Help! Help! I'm being kidnapped…I have proof(s)!
Greetings everyone,
Apologies for the late post, but it seems that the nefarious takeover at Red Stylo has also affected us here at Odd Truth, as I’ve been kidnapped and held at an undisclosed location, somewhere between New York and Boston. There are a couple of things I do know about my current predicament:
- I thought I attained freedom last night in Boston when I found my room opened and tickets to the Yankees v. Red Sox at my door. Alas, it was a cunning plan by James “Snidely” McGee as he sabotaged my beloved team into succombing to a disastrous loss in front of my very eyes. The pain was too much to bear. I was promptly captured again (Look, when you’re a Red Sox fan and tickets fall in your lap to a Red Sox v Yankees game, you don’t question it, ok? You just… don’t). Curse you, McGee!
- I keep getting tortured about where the proofs for Torchbearer are. So far, I have not given in and they are in a safe place. But, I’ll share their existence with you here
So, McGee, it seems your plan has failed… whatever your plan was. Rest assured, once I’m free, you will rue the day you messed with Odd Truth.
You. Will. Rue!
Until next time…
-Nick D. and company
Send help.
Please.
